3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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