need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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