So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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