its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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