Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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