I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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