I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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