I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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