That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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