my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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