Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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