We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
so much tequila, so little girl.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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