I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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