go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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