the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm sobbing to NWA
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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