ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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