And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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