I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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