You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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