hell yes lets make some ravioli
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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