O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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