you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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