Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
where does the pee come out of this thing
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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