Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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