Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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