Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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