I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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