1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
honey bunches of taint.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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