Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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