You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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