I want to stick my p in your. b.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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