so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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