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  the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point

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• (956): View more from Texas

  I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  see that vagina ? that vagina means business

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• (408): View more from California

  Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us

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• (415): View more from California

  After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.

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