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• (313): View more from Michigan

  1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!

  (360): View more from Washington

  let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car

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• (713): View more from Texas

  My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...

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• (949): View more from California

  You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.

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