North Korea, Best Korea!
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN