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• (480): View more from Arizona

  U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together

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• (786): View more from Florida

  my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  birth control should be required to get into college

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

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• (925): View more from California

  you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.

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• (707): View more from California

  you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?

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  yeah, you wanna come?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This is my gift to your gina

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700

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  Why are you like this.

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• (212): View more from New York

  Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.

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