Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.