How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(