It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?