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(248): View more from Michigan

how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this

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(310): View more from California

he wants to bone in the snuggie

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(307): View more from Wyoming

mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"

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(417): View more from Missouri

I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.

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(613): View more from Ontario

OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere

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(307): View more from Wyoming

he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.

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(614): View more from Ohio

The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??

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