My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.