Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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