Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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