Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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