oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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