hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
