Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
