How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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