Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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