Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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