Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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