I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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