ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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