She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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