Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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