i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
