Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The uberlube is also flammable
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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