I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
it was like eating out sand paper
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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