Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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