I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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