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  Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  she just took adderol and chased it w dog water

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• (347): View more from New York

  sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Bang-toberfest begins!!

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing

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• (909): View more from California

  I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?

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