Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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