i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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